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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Krista Schuhman20/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Good hello! I'm a 20-year-old starving artist/college student/meat-being. I enjoy Siamese cats, comics and yacht rock. I'm also perfect for helping you get burnt-on cheese off of pots and pans and removing those stubborn stains off your clothes. Call right now, and I'll triple the offer with two tubs of Oxiclean. Here's how to order!

In case anyone is wondering - no, my screenname/handle isn't named after a Ted Nugent song... it's named after an instrumental piece by Ryuichi Sakamoto/Yellow Magic Orchestra, which got its title from a Chinese proverb. Just to clear any possible confusion. Also, cocks.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Dinkytown. I am the mayor.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: None. Don't really care for DA's merchandise, really.
  • Print preference: Dot matrix.
  • Interests: Music, sushi, nerdy things, snarky men with glasses, obsolete tech, freethought, purple and green
  • Favourite movie: Clockwork Orange, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, all MST3K eps
  • Favourite band or musician: Frank Zappa, Radiohead, Kraftwerk, Steely Dan, Negativland, Passport, YMO, and lots more
  • Favourite genre of music: Music that your dad likes.
  • Favourite artist: Comfort Love and Adam Withers, Adam Hughes, J. Scott Campbell, Alphonse Mucha, Will Jones, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: George Orwell, Brian Jacques, David Sedaris, Richard Dawkins
  • Favourite photographer: my sister Jen
  • Favourite style of art: I like all kinds of art, but I really dig digital painterly stuff
  • Operating System: Windows Vista or Windows 2000 via virtual machine
  • MP3 player of choice: VLC Media Player, or my purple 8GB iPod nano named Nanopus
  • Shell of choice: the taco shell they put taco salad in. YOU CAN EAT THAT DEEP FRIED CRUNCHY BOWL!
  • Wallpaper of choice: COURAGE WOLF
  • Skin of choice: The skin of babies, which I melt into candles for the Church of Satan
  • Favourite game: Tetris, Dr. Mario, Animal Crossing, Katamari Damacy, Grand Theft Auto, Rock Band, Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, NES, Xbox 360, Game Boy
  • Favourite cartoon character: Master Shake, Brak, Pikachu, Rocko, Mr. Horse, Ed Bighead, George Liquor
  • Personal Quote: "Oh no, Adrian! The Reds are polluting the city lake! WHAT'LL WE DOOOOOOO?!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever I can get my hands on - mainly Photoshop CS3 and/or Paint Tool SAI and my tablet

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:iconkanhoro:
thanks for the fav ;)_
:iconnarcoticdream:
hey there, thanks for the watch & fav! :D

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:iconkitty-witty0:
Thanks for the watch :heart:
:iconproject-jay:
Thank you for the visit. I really appreciate it. :thanks:

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:icongaranmad:
Thanks for the fave of :
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Its much appreciated! :D
You have some nice looking work in your gallery too. Thanks for sharing! :)

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:iconfastfood:
:salute: Hey, thank you for the support!! :thanks:
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Hey, how come we all avoid the scraps, i think they're a more honest expression of an artist style and a chance to reverse-engineer the process, sooooo, give the scraps a chance people. [link] Hey, i look at yours
:iconsun-stars-sea:
Hey there! Thank you for the :+fav: :)

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:iconcoffeelove-chan:
thank you so much for the fave
:iconnewdivision-00:
Thanks for the favs! I'm glad to see another Kraftwerk fan.
:iconapocalypticmongoloid:
Thanks for the fave! =D

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