Last night was awesome. Thanks to ~RazariK for the lovely MST3K pin and ~Doomedmarshmallow for letting me make fun of him. It was all in good fun, sir.
I'm working on getting some stuff to post up soon, but in the mean time, have a meme:

How old do you feel?
Old enough to feel decrepit, but not old enough for adult diapers.

Okay, now how old are you really?
19

Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
In school. I was in 7th grade, watching CNN on the TV in my 3rd hour social studies class.

Do you have any idea what the meaning of life is?
Spread happiness and love, and live life to the fullest, I guess. I'm not really sure myself.

What is your favorite thing to cook?
Sandwiches, pancakes, sweet potatoes and cookies.

You have a dollar, what do you buy?
Probably a pop from the gas station or something, I dunno.

What is the youngest age you have memories of?
Watching MST3K with my dad when I was 3 or 4. XD

Have you ever given a drink to the garbage men?
No. Although it would be kinda weird, it would be a nice thing to do, I think.

Alive or dead, if you could meet anyone right now, who would it be?
Stephen Colbert, obviously.

Who's been the most influental person in your life?
Comf and Adam, my sister and my aunt Marnie.

Any new crushes?
Not really...

Liked anyone younger than you?
Yeah. I had crushes on the emo boys in my Japanese class last year.

Last time you were outside?
Last night.

Do you like poptarts?
Just the chocolate flavored ones. I don't really care for the fruit-filled ones. =/

Can you look at a burning candle without wanting to play with the wax?
Yeah. Do people actually do that?

Do you wear wifebeaters?
Nope.

If you could get locked in a store for a night, what would it be?
Probably Toys R Us.

Ever eaten a dozen donuts?
No, but almost. I ate 9 or 10 Krispy Kremes for my birthday one year before feeling sick. XD

What's your favorite curse word?
Probably "fuck" or "shit". "Goddammit" is nice too.

Have you ever attempted to read the bible?
I actually did once, but I got bored after Genesis and went to go watch TV or something.

Do you like the beach?
It's nice to walk down on, but not for swimming. I'm ridiculously self-conscious. XD

Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Neither.

Lays; Can you eat just one?
Sure.

Where is the farthest you've ever been away from home?
Probably Toronto.

What's your computer's wallpaper?
[link]

If you could pick a movie to live in, what movie would it be?
A combination of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Kill Bill. That would be awesome.

Have you ever intentionally thrown food at someone?
Not that I recall. XD

Do you believe in God?
Not really, but I'm not sure enough to call myself an atheist.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.

Have you ever slammed your finger in a door?
Yes. I've also have other people slam my finger into a door as well. XD

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten, but actually liked?
Probably eel or braunschweiger.

What's the longest you've gone without talking to one of your friends after getting in a fight?
I think it was about a year or so.

What's your favorite book?
The Stinky Cheese Man. Best kids book ever. It still makes me laugh.

Do you know how to change a tire?
Nope.

Would you consider yourself a nerd?
Pretty much.

Have you ever eaten glue?
No. I was the only one in my kindergarten class that didn't eat anything like that.

What was your favorite halloween costume, and from what year?
Probably when I was Mulan. I'm not sure what year that was, whenever the movie came out.

What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Probably this stuffed lion toy I had, although I had a lot of favorite toys. XD

What's an essential item to your day?
My computer.

Would you consider yourself to be smart?
Not really, although I know enough to not hook up with people on the internet and how to leave a tip. I can't say that for a lot of people. XD

Could you name someone smarter than you?
Will.

Do you close your eyes when listening to music, singing, or playing an instrument?
Sometimes, if I'm really into the song.

If you find a green or burnt potato chip in a bag, do you eat it?
Yes. Food is food. Om nom nom.

If you've ever had a favorite stuffed animal or blanket, do you still have it? Use it?
I still have that toy, but it's stashed away in the attic after I did a thorough cleaning of my room a few years ago.

Do you curse in front of your family?
Haha, yes. It's fun cursing in front of my mom.

When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?
Probably last night. It was different though - not a romantic kind of love, but a friendly kind of love.

Name one thing you'd like to change about yourself.
EVERYTHING.

Have you ever fainted?
Nope.

Ever made someone slap you because you were being completely unreasonable?
Yeah. I won't get too far into that

Have you ever been the cause of a car accident?
No, but I've been some.

What would you do if your power went out right now?
Probably sit in the dark and freeze to death, I dunno.

When was the last time it went out?
Sometime last week. It kept going in and out for some reason.

Are you currently using any instant messaging program? Which one?
AIM.

When was the last time you chewed gum?
Probably Thursday or Friday.

What was the last state you visited besides the one you live in?
Probably Minnesota or Ohio. Don't remember exactly.

What color is the shirt your wearing right now?
Black with Strong Bad on it.

How old is the last person you hugged?
18.

Who was the last person who drove you somewhere that was under the age of 20?
18 or 19, I think.

When was the last time you consumed an alcoholic beverage? What was it?
Probably about a year ago. I had a Mike's Hard Lime and it was delicious. Girly drinks FTW.

Before this survey, who did you steal the last one you did from?
*shrug*