Good news: Job interview coming up in a few weeks, and my friend found a place to live in case she loses her house.
Bad news: The job interview is at the place I quit from because I was getting hit on and I was experiencing constant drama, and my friend is moving in with me and my family, right after she had unprotected sex with her boyfriend, who sticks his dick into everything that moves, and I'll probably have to take her to a free clinic, and I'm the least likely person to know where one is.

Sometimes I really regret giving people second chances. *facepalm*